So you love whisky/brandy/wine read:pretty much any form of alcohol (me too), you love reading books (hey, me too!), what do you do? You marry the two, but of course.
Bingo-! *Cue Einstein’s lightbulb turning on above* This must be how they invented the liquor-hidden-in-a-cutout-book!
All kidding aside, I received a gift of a stainless steel hip flask hidden within a otherwise boring sounding book titled “tour de Space and time”, I could just imagine it being hidden amongst the dusty bookshelves of distinguished professors in the 19th century.
Time to go find something to fill it with.